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I Am Not Pregnant, I Don't Even Like Soup, I Don't Even Like Mashed Potatoes - I Don't Even Like Watermelons, (scoffs)... What !

Okay, we gotta start talking - what's going on !?

By 365poetryPublished 2 days ago 1 min read
I Am Not Pregnant,                         I Don't Even Like Soup,                 I Don't Even Like Mashed Potatoes - I Don't Even Like Watermelons, (scoffs)...         What !
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Okay, a week before last week I heard the baby in my stomach ask for money !?

Okay fine, a week before last month I heard the people grumbling about the problems of the child who ran away from home !?

Okay fine, I keep hearing that MY child is driving 9,000 steps in the middle of NO - where hoping they end up somewhere !?

WHO keeps doing this thing, who keeps asking me for things - I don't have a CLUE about, who keeps doing that !?

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