Lana V Lynx
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Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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45, 47, and It Too Shall Pass
The forty-seventh American president wears hats that say “45-47,” as if he also were the forty-sixth. But that was Joe Biden. It should be “45, 47,” you ignoramus. Forty-seven also hopes he will be the forty-eighth and forever president. If he pulls it off, we’re all screwed.
By Lana V Lynx12 days ago in Critique
Medea’s Quick Divorce
Dear Jason, Please use this letter as a quick divorce approval you requested, you poor gelded ram. Did you really think I'd give you my best golden fleece? The problem with you lost travelers is that you never know the highest quality of either the sheep or the gold-gathering fleece. Since your departure, I've put a dozen of new fleece in my quarters, both on the walls and the floor for rugs. I literally walk and sleep on gold.
By Lana V Lynx13 days ago in Wander
Scratching Your Soul
I don't know about you, but for me personally there's something about male singers with raspy voices that pull the strings of my soul. I've had lots of favorites over my long years on this planet and finally decided to put together a list of my top 10 contemporary songs by raspy-voiced singers that I enjoy the most.
By Lana V Lynx13 days ago in Beat
Laurencia
I have attended another performance at the beautiful Tbilisi Opera and Ballet State Theater. I didn't take a picture before the performance started, but this one was taken during the break between the acts. Gives you an idea of how beautiful and grand the theater is as well.
By Lana V Lynx13 days ago in Art
Crystal Banaba - 5. Top Story - March 2026.
Rachel went back to her dorm room, took a shower, and changed. She sat down to write all her conflicting thoughts in the pilot journal she used as a diary. Finishing a second page, she heard a knock on her door. It was Laura.
By Lana V Lynx14 days ago in Chapters
A Fucked-Up Wedding Toast - 3
Hi everyone. I’m Daniel from accounting. Mark and I worked together for six years, which is long enough to learn a lot about someone. Like how he drinks his coffee, the songs he hums when he thinks no one's listening, or the way he pushes his luxurious hair back from his eyes. And the fact that he once said he hoped to find someone “kind, patient, and steady.”
By Lana V Lynx15 days ago in Fiction
Twinkle, Babyheart, & Lubasa. Content Warning.
I'm still under the impression from the documentary I watched yesterday and two particular episodes from it wouldn't leave my mind, so I'm just going to write this to purge and share this knowledge with anyone who cares to know. Fair warning: this is really heavy.
By Lana V Lynx17 days ago in Criminal
Moby Dee. Runner-Up in What the Myth Gets Wrong Challenge.
We all think we know the story of Moby Dick, a tale of human courage, obsession, and revenge against a monstrous white whale, a creature of evil nature. We also remember that in the end nature cannot be tamed or defeated: Moby Dick kills his obsessed hunter and leaves. This has become such a recognizable myth that the name itself -- Moby Dick -- evokes powerful feelings of fear and anxiety about the untamed monster whale in the vast ocean.
By Lana V Lynx17 days ago in Fiction
