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Dreams are Eye Openers
It was overwhelming. There was just too much useless stuff I needed to pack in order to catch my flight back to Syracuse, NY in time. How did I accumulate all this junk in one year of college, I thought? I was furiously cramming books, term papers, notebooks, clothes, shoes, toys, candy, Christmas gifts, antiques, kitchen appliances, musical instruments, and lampshades into my variety of carry-on bags, suitcases, and trunks.
By Tina D'Angelo3 years ago in Humor
Dear Mom
Author © Jay Kantor "Just put some Ketchup on it and Eat-It" — Dinners Disguise — Mom, such a character! She was a Huge-Hugger! She just wouldn’t let those she loved pass by without a little kiss or hug; so we just put-up-with-it! The spitting image of actress Betty White, always with the sparkling dimpled-smile. She served (2) terms as P.T.A. President. I don’t really know why, she never had much of a podium 'Schpiel' - So-to-Speak - But, being very pretty and sociable probably made up for that?
By Jay Kantor11 months ago in Humor
Yo mama jokes.
*News Flash* Humor causes us to laugh or smile. Whenever the right string of playful words enters your ears (or eyes) for your brain to decipher, it creates a visual and triggers an emotion that erupts with surprise. Your physical reaction becomes a laugh. Our laughs are unique and can actually be measured, studied and categorized.
By Lamar Wiggins3 years ago in Humor
Alien Van Life. Content Warning.
PITCH Tagline: A bit of alien is in each of us. Logline: A charming, shapeshifting alien revisits planet Earth to finish her dissertation on human evolution, and the first stop is a glitzy SciFi convention in Las Vegas after she morphs into a human disguise. Introducing herself as an up-and-coming vlog influencer, the alien is most intrigued by an offbeat group of Van Lifers who invite her to narrate a prospective road trip documentary, promising to showcase real adventures of life on wheels, even when some are so unreal they feel alien.
By D. ALEXANDRA PORTER3 years ago in Humor
Satan, Sick of Summons . Content Warning.
Satan started off as a great warrior for anarchy and free will, a genuine rebel without a cause. He hadn’t intended to be evil, he just didn’t like living by the rules. After being banished to hell, god sends books to earth explaining how to summon Satan, just to annoy him. Every time someone uses one of these books and does a summoning spell, they always ask Satan to do a really monotonous and sometimes evil favor, and after thousands of years, Satan is annoyed. He actually earned his deal making reputation by trying to make deals to get out of doing favors.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
